WAT?

sharkgina:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

(via dolofang)


DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

(via fabulously-human)


On the twelfth day of Christmas, SNK gave to me…

foureverasheart:

frick-her-right-in-the-voldemort:

kylvit:

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I sang this in the car with my mother…

YES

(via vriska)


ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(via pizza)


I used to tell everyone that I wanted yellow roses on my funeral. But right now I think I’ll have that changed to white roses…


She Did It for Justice || Weiss/Ruby

halfgap:

Summary: Weiss washes Ruby’s hair.

In other words, shameless pseudo White Rose fluff post-episode 1 feat. flirty UST dorks

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After the food fight, Ruby is the only one who doesn’t immediately run for the shower.

"You guys are fine!" she insists, scrambling after her teammates. "Just get a change of clothes or something."

"You’re not the one who got hit by Pyrrha’s soda can cascade," says Blake. "There’re about three kilograms of dissolved sugar plastered on the surface of my skin right now."

"Sorry, sis, but there’s watermelon juice and turkey grease in my hair."

"I’ve got frosting in my underwear," Weiss intones.

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moekumo:

i should start drawing things at 3 in the morning


a-dauntless-daffodil:

Ruby liking days with clear skies and Weiss preferring the grey ones.

Because they’re both secret unconditional saps who like looking out the window and seeing the color of their partner’s eyes.


bananabluff:

Did that episode even happen

bananabluff:

Did that episode even happen