|DC:||Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-|
|Marvel:||YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS|
|DC:||We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.|
|Marvel:||HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE|
|DC:||The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.|
|Marvel:||DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER|
|DC:||After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.|
|Marvel:||PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW|
|DC:||We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...|
|Marvel:||NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.|
|DC:||We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.|
|Marvel:||NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM|
|DC:||We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.|
|Marvel:||FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO|
|DC:||Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-|
|Marvel:||NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK|
|Marvel:||NEW FEMALE THOR|
|Marvel:||NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA|
|Marvel:||TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE|
I used to tell everyone that I wanted yellow roses on my funeral. But right now I think I’ll have that changed to white roses…
Summary: Weiss washes Ruby’s hair.
In other words, shameless pseudo White Rose fluff post-episode 1 feat. flirty UST dorks
After the food fight, Ruby is the only one who doesn’t immediately run for the shower.
"You guys are fine!" she insists, scrambling after her teammates. "Just get a change of clothes or something."
"You’re not the one who got hit by Pyrrha’s soda can cascade," says Blake. "There’re about three kilograms of dissolved sugar plastered on the surface of my skin right now."
"Sorry, sis, but there’s watermelon juice and turkey grease in my hair."
"I’ve got frosting in my underwear," Weiss intones.
Ruby liking days with clear skies and Weiss preferring the grey ones.
Because they’re both secret unconditional saps who like looking out the window and seeing the color of their partner’s eyes.